Money doesn't actually talk. We do.

The Friday Fi-Ku: 4-25-08

What’s better than haiku? Fi-ku! For newbies, a Fi-ku is a haiku (5-7-5 syllables) that sums up a personal finance news item of the week. Drop your poetic morsels in the comments below and enjoy some of ours.

Wesley’s in the clink
Always bet on… I.R.S.
Hi, U.S. Marshals!

-Sam Grobart

Suri’s birthday bash,
Cost 100K - oh, my!
College? No problem.

-Mary Pilon

Want your rebate now?
SS numbers determine
when the checks arrive

-Kristen Sullivan

Amy Winehouse has
Got some serious cha-ching.
Take it and invest!

-Mary Pilon

Even cops can be,
Victims of the theft ID,
Freeze and you will see.

-Mary Pilon